I always tell myself when I start a “throwaway” book that this won’t be like last time, that I’ll like it less, that I’ll be able to be brutal to it

but when it comes time I have to be a good parent. and love my children equally

next year I’m going to publish TWO BOOKS. I’m not saying this as a resolution, I’m saying this as a FACT.

I may be 27 years old but it’s still tempting to vaguepost songs at people