annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

seriousjones:

i need men’s rights because i’ve been walking in a small circle for years. i can only do men’s lefts. i am very hungry. women laugh at me

mutual exhaustion. we go to make late night food. I drift towards the dishes; he leans towards the cooking food. below our waists, our hands magnetize for an idle moment.

it’s important that eudaemaniacal and anoteinpink know that I have AT LAST clicked the link for Classical MPR to listen to while at work. so begins…..the journey of a lifetime….. with “To invoke Pan, God of the Summer wind”

my mom called my dad “her fox” constantly when we were growing up, esp when she was feeling attracted to him, and today it suddenly made sense why all my life I’ve considered “sly” to be an effective a) attraction technique and b) business tactic

annapear you’re actually who I thought of when we first read it out loud, due to your ever-present desire for n e r d s