IN SHORT ONE OF MY LIFE GOALS IS TO PLACE A CHASTE KISS UPON YOUR CHEEK

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WELL IF WE’RE PLAYING FOR REALS I’LL ADMIT I WOULD GIVE YOU A FEW KISSES, OF THE NON-CHASTE VARIETY

#though the chaste kiss is still important because that’s how it’s always gone down in my head and it’s important. for appearances.

we must absolutely fulfill this dream

#MAYBE YOULL GET KISSED ON EACH CHEEK BY EM AND ME WHAT THEN

a slow and inexorable collapse of my poor heart as it loses its inability to pump blood through my blushing body