“quick, I need a smuggler/rogue-sounding name. let’s use my favorite method: pick a fun three-letter word and add a syllable to make it sound like a full name so I can use the three-letter word as their nickname. Ram. Ram…mon. Rammon! searching…searching…no results. sweet. okay, now s/he needs a last name. look around the room. floppy disk. floppydisk. take out some letters. floydisk. no…flisk. Flisk! searching…searching…no results except for a weeny teeny parish in Scotland. 3.4 miles. comes from some word meaning rod. Rammon Flisk! Rammon Flisk.”