I have a new favorite bromance: C, my across-the-hall teammate, and his buddy D. D comes by every day to write “poop” on various surfaces in C’s office (because it’s C’s least favorite word). D also takes naps in the storage room and scratches both sides of his head at once like a mouse. and apparently takes selfies of himself near C’s office when C isn’t there. I just witnessed it. I love bromances, god damn it