I’m both thrilled and annoyed that I’m going to have to start a whole new blog for my pen name. like I think a huge part of my charm has to do with how random and annoying I am? so I can’t quite divorce myself from that. nevertheless I must be most cautious in revealing my true self.

like right now for instance. I’m consuming what is basically a bowl of olives with some lettuce in it. who does that? August does that. that’s my brand. that’s my aesthetic.

maybe I’ll just talk about my love life on the other blog and then it can all be anonymous.