eudaemaniacal:

eudaemaniacal:

kat leaned over to kiss me, took off my glasses and mimed slurping up my eyeballs. i screamed “AAAAAAAAAAA” and “oh no i am blind” whereupon she leaned over and pretended to spit them back out into my face

seduction part two: i march into the bathroom and plunge my hands into the tub, pinching and chanting HERE COMES A CRAB. HERE COMES A CRAB. HERE COMES A CRAB