anoteinpink:

“so ms weaver how do you get inspiration for such vivid and lifelike characters,” says my very flattering and imaginary interviewer

“oh,” i say, lounging upon the divan that i have now, “oh, that’s easy. i just listen to ke$ha songs like 50 times on repeat”

trying to write sor-Play, which in and of itself is strange enough, but at least explained in a long and disorderly fashion as: “from a science fiction/fantasy/erotica writer’s head”, but!!! autocorrect tried instead to correct it to “sod-play”, which

while naively attractive if meaning “rolling down freshly-mown hills, engaged in coitus”, doubtless does not mean that, and thus

is mighty intriguing