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eudaemaniacal:

i would be happy to have a snake, but i am also worried for my birdy babies & fear that they would be eaten. in papaya’s case though you might worry more for the snake

I had a snake! I Had one! her name was Casey and she liked to sleep in my belt loops and my mom’s hair. the problem with snakes is that though v. slow they don’t let up once they’ve attacked and gripped, at that point something’s gonna have to break :/

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correct choice of mate: the one who makes you spontaneous 11pm French toast out of sandwich bread, which tastes like tiny miracles

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I still felt fondness for her–fondness, that pleasant, detached mix of admiration and sentiment, appreciation and nostalgia.

Dash – Dash & Lily’s Book of Dares, Rachel Cohn and David Levithan
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we live in a world where I can watch my husband systematically ask a series of questions to get one of my coworkers the right dog, because Facebook.

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The chicken says…… I’m swimmin’ with the carrots now!

my boss
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[Saying a cell phone search is materially indistinguishable from a physical search] is like saying a ride on horseback is materially indistinguishable from a flight to the moon.

Chief Justice John Roberts