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i made at least two 40+ year old men quit writing redwall fanfic because i was a bitchy teen reviewer… misandry????
Highwing and wasshisface, the grumpy dude from QB2 who got all pissy with me then tanked at the final round to Rystan (whose first name I know but cannot for the life of me remember)?
CAIRN DESTOP
Her name is Cortana. Her attitude is almost human.
She was modeled after real-life personal assistants. She is the product of two years of work, and a large team of scientists and product managers.
this is a thing that I have worked on that I am very VERY proud of
this cafeteria smells like SPU and adulthood comingled and it’s disorienting.
Hannibal took a bunch of elephants through the Alps and totally pwned Rome.
yes, ma’am
this is the correct secret girlfriend response. come hither that I may touch your hair in praise
Coping strategy for when you are trapped in conversations with obnoxious people:
1. Pick a spot nearby, around eye level, preferably a small object. That is now the camera.
2. When they say something you just cannot stand, look directly into the camera like you’re on The Office
3. Repeat as often as needed
IT’S A DAY. I’M HAVING A DAY.
