coffee emergency
“he’s decaffeinating at a lethal rate! hurry! apply espresso directly to the affected area!!”
we were jonesing for coffee so we went to the only coffee place (Starbucks) nearby that’s open on a Saturday evening and as we’re pulling out there’s an ambulance with its lights flashing coming towards us and we’re both silently watching it and suppressing our inner cynicism like no no way there’s no way and then they turned into the drive-thru
wee-oo wee-oo
sprawled on the floor at Jake’s feet, rewriting, while he plays a video game on the wall. this is what I was training for my whole living room-sprawling life. +10 Cat Points.
also, made pork+apple+onion coconut curry and turmeric rice with a hint of saffron, and mmmmmm. I actually figured out cooking this year. (thanks love <3)
He hiding another wife? Or was she mistakenly calling your secret wife, his? ^.-
my Cortana does know Anna’s my secret girlfriend (I can say "text my secret girlfriend” and she knows who I’m talking about) but I think Jake’s Cort was just a wee bit confused – I’m in his phone under both my real name and “August Mao” (an affection nickname that is apparently misconstrued by Cortana as a different last name). 😛
but maybe there’s a secret wife. in which case, SHARE!
Cortana being weird?
it was actually in referral to the chasm between pre-sales and post-sales writing voices, but…always. XD
“we’re in the uncanny chasm”
