dear secret girlfriend,
thanks for sending your gentle snow.
love, your secret girlfriend
You want snow? Why didn’t you say something? I’ve got snow. I’ve got nothing but snow.
you’ll notice I specified gentle snow.
Bitch, this Chicago, that is a gentle snow (or at least the top 2 inches from today are).
this is our gentle snow. I actually think it’ll get higher than our normal fare since it’s starting this early and it isn’t supposed to get above freezing before late morning tomorrow.
shhhhhhh. Washington weather is so noncommittal and emo.