she’s not perfect;
no
but when we’re lying down
on our bed
and she fits my limbs
so easily
when she’s dragging her lips
on my neck
even in her sleep
i guess i’m allowed to boast
that she’s pretty
damn close

Unknown (via themilkywhiteway)

okay going off the internet now because friend finally arriving

The best way to get kids to read a book is to say: ‘This book is not appropriate for your age, and it has all sorts of horrible things in it like sex and death and some really big and complicated ideas, and you’re better off not touching it until you’re all grown up. I’m going to put it on this shelf and leave the room for a while. Don’t open it.

 Philip Pullman (via abookblog)

bluelightseven:

bluestockingsredux:

fannybawws:

duranypie:

steveperrybootypop:

i replaced the audio in mick jagger and david bowie’s video for “dancing in the street” with the song “cotton eye joe”

i’ve spent like 3 hours of my saturday evening just laughing at this so it’s only fair to share it

oh my god

This is entirely too much for me.

Okay, so today has been universally bad for everyone, but this video will make it better, I PROMISE.

my goal is to be so easily amused that I have smile lines by the time I’m 35.

that awkward moment when you find out that someone who hated you for being a strong woman who didn’t give a fuck…is constantly blogging about being a strong woman who doesn’t give a fuck