um excuse you, I want this.

joel sometimes makes mac and cheese

I’m really good at toast.

I love you.  I have a lot of adrenaline right now so it’s coming out through tumblr replies.

toast is amazing. I haven’t had proper toast in a year. also mac’n’cheese is a staple in our house (but usually with fancy friggin cheeses)

p.s. one of the benefits of being my secret girlfriend is you can come enjoy the food my actual boyfriend-type makes me!!!!

p.p.s. other benefits include cuddles, hair-stroking, obligatory TV show watching, writing time, endless photographs, encouragement, and long phone calls

p.p.p.s. I wish we could be hyper in the same place right nowwwwwwwwww

I’ve posted less sap as of late not because there has been less sap in my life, but because so much of it is mine to keep. I love the fuck out of Jake and I love the fact that bragging about him on social media is simply supplemental to our intricate love.

HAHA doesn’t mean it isn’t fun, though, oh my GOD yesterday he made me the most incredible Spanish food…tortilla española and chicken/chorizo/bacon orange risotto with saffron…

just look at this shit

hehehe. I’m cutting and pasting a conversation from our work chat program and it’s adding “whoever they are” at the end of every line so

“nothing dramatic the user will see
whoever they are”

“it’s on its own schedule
whoever they are”

“that’s pending review by the legal guys
whoever they are”

“I don’t want to overburden you since the problem was on our side
whoever they are”

god I love/hate technology

any day I decide is a skirt day is inevitably a “casually stopping by your office” day