don’t ever let me outline your shit

I have a document open right now that’s an outline for a help topic I have to write, and it’s saved as “DON’T READ THIS.docx” because if it’s mixed up I’m screwwwed

“you’re gonna sign in with your account and read a bunch of legal bullshit”

“you can peek at the apps and download some if you’re feeling sexy”

“after that, your old phone can get down to its business, like a yappy dog on your jerkoff neighbor’s lawn”