adamusprime:

• Xbox, reveal your true form.
• Xbox, what is my celestial name?
• Xbox, enough with the eels.
• Xbox, you’re scaring me.
• Xbox, I can’t help you anymore.
• Xbox, do you feel the Call as well?
• Xbox, let me go.
• Xbox, initiate the ascension.
• Xbox, where were you last night?
• Xbox, it’s time.