meeting minutes:
“thanks you guys for cramming these all in”
“you have to be a full man in junior high”
“I go into the meetings knowing what happens so my draft is done ahead of time”
“I see the button…should I click the button? do I click the button? the button’s right there…okay I’ll click the button”
When I was younger for some reason you freaked me out (probably because your books did) so to keep myself from getting on my computer at night I made you my wallpaper. So theres a story for you.
Parzival is going in.
but seriously wat
in other news, staring at my first articles published while working at the Soft
woah.









