meeting minutes:

“thanks you guys for cramming these all in”

“you have to be a full man in junior high”

“I go into the meetings knowing what happens so my draft is done ahead of time”

“I see the button…should I click the button? do I click the button? the button’s right there…okay I’ll click the button”

but seriously wat

in other news, staring at my first articles published while working at the Soft

woah.