sometimes i get really invested in SIGNS and PORTENTS i know arent really there, especially since i am so desperate for things not to go wrong for me again, but anyway this morning i was at the new library and i opened the break room cabinet and the mug in the center, pushed to the front, like it was meant for me??? this mug, it said I LOVE BIRDS in a variety of shitty fonts. curlz mt. comic sans. jokerman. I LOVE BIRDS. drr drr drr. this mug was made for me. its a sign
I believe in signs because I’m not sure what else I can believe in? keep those signs close, the signs are relevant. mug.
oh my god, I’m losing my shit over ‘who turgled’
omfg it is an instant classic. INSTANT
Forgive me if I’m repeating old questions. I’m sure you’ve written down ideas on some strange things in the past when you get a flash of inspiration at an awkward time. What I would like to know is, do you keep them, the odd scraps of paper and the like?
I do. I cannot always understand them, mind you. There was one which just had “I thought I heard a chicken scream,” on it. I have no idea why.





