any time I make Jake laugh about his fandoms he goes “plus one marriage” and it warms me to my toes.
I just found something that is 4 pages long, that I literally have no recollection of thinking of or writing or anything even close, but it’s cool. but I have NO IDEA where I was going with it. man….
maaaaaan. I once found 50 pages of a novel that captured where I was the summer I started and stopped it, and therefore could never be properly finished.
do you ever find something in your writing folder that you have zero memory of, and you’re like, “Holy frick, where did this come from, when did I write this, why is this so awesome, why can’t I remember what this was going to turn into?”
GOD. SO MANY FUCKING TIMES. well, not that many, or I’d be famous by now. but yes. exactly that.
bird puns are pretty fowl
goddamnit i really want someone to reblog this and say “toucan play at that game” but i’m so alone
then that would just be robin us of a joke
i’m better off just going cold turkey off of bird puns
stop it these are grouse
Owl thank you not to cormorant here and start ostrich-sizing those who use bird puns lark it’s some sort of cardinal sin. Heron Tumblr, we don’t take kindly to people puffin their chests and trying to make us look like loons and boobies. Swan thing to poke a little fun, but time and time again we see these vultures pigeonholing people and pouring petrel on the fires of intimidation. I know that I can tern to my fellow avian punners as pea pelican trust. We are birds of a feather.
On second thought, maybe I should duck out oriole go stork-raven cuckoo.
jake just punched a fisherman in the face
“don’t you fuckin go fishing on a monday”
I get so many writing-related emails and I delete almost all without opening them. I wish my email had interesting things in it.
