Joel: Apparently the Red Sox are sports-ing today.
Me: Oh yeah, people are excited. Sports!
the workload cycle at my job: oh hey cool a bit of breathing rooOOGO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO fuck.
oh god. Ready Player One. I’m such a mess.
I have a huge crush on this boy and I see him every day and I get giddy every time I open my eyes and he’s there! oo la la! surprise: it’s Jake