i debated whether to edit this or not but, no, these are really best when i give them to you free of context
i feel like they need a tag*
#THE PUNCTUATION IS WHAT REALLY MAKES IT SPECIAL THOUGH
god yes there is no single part of it i can isolate that’s hilarious on its own. its the body of the thing, the muscle of the word and the tendons that keep it upright.
they could have just said move over stradivari, but they didn’t. they specified that stradivari is a violin maker and furthermore a famed violin maker. not only that, but they give him is own comma but can’t stick one after the imperative move over. move over famed violin maker, antonio stradivari. but that’s not funny on its own. no. oh no. we aren’t done yet, because gary is here!!