One of you is celiac? :<

both of us have digestive concerns, his more serious than mine, and wheat does seem to be a trigger, especially for Jake. I could probably keep eating it, but a) it’s easier if we’re generally eating the same foods (I can always get my bread fix at lunch) and b) I read the book Wheat Belly and it had some seriously concerning information about the genetic enhancements done to wheat. I’ve been feeling much better and have had way more energy after eliminating especially the junky wheats (like chips, cookies, white bread, etc).

At least you do it with humor. If you would like some yummy recipe ideas, just lemme know. Did the same thing last April to check for allergies.

how else can you do something like eliminate the amazingness that is bread and not want to throw your digestive system off a ten-story building?

recipes would be lovely, actually. though it’s not so much that we can’t do it – Jake’s great with eggs, cheese, and large pieces of meat (winkity wink) – but more that it SUCKS.

I remember, I think, the first time that I knew him when it was his birthday, I sent him an e-mail that said “57???? Isn’t it about time that you got a proper job? Ricky Gervais, 42, comedian.” He sent back: “I have a proper job. David Bowie, 57, Rock God.

Ricky Gervais talks to GQ (via explore-blog)

cosmicquake:

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

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i have never read anything more true in my entire life

my standard for “okay drunk enough nao” is “oh hey my vagina’s numb look at that”

time for special tea and Left 4 Dead.

Water Tower In Chelsea Manifests A Secret Life

Water Tower In Chelsea Manifests A Secret Life