The Animal in You Personality Test
I’m a Mouse!
WARTHOG. THE ONE SAVANNAH ANIMAL I DESPISE
a fucking GORILLA BITCH. my hairy ass arms actually make sense now
I am the walrus, goo goo, goo joob
Sable. Horny.
Bear. Burr
bison-
The bison is a pragmatic, strong shouldered individuals who excel in the art of compromise. They are resourceful and dedicated to the pursuit of success.. Not one to rock the boat, it avoids drawing attention to itself while it quietly goes about it business… No one would ever accuse bison of being handsome; they have plain, placid faces that are difficult to remember… Righteous indignation is a hallmark of a bison temperament, and they are determined to maintain their status in the workplace hierarchy…their implacable expressions sometimes mask a deep seated inferiority complex.
W E L P
Bat:
This is a decidedly nonconformist creature, for as an airborne personality, the bat tends to look down at the conventions of the ground animals. And yet, since it is not a true bird and has not mastered the art of smooth controlled flight, it often appears awkward in social situations (hence the phrase “acting batty”). But as compensation for this social ungainliness, many bat personalities sport a built-in radar which enables them to intuitively read the motivations of others.
Bats have a habit of flitting in and out of social situations, swooping down to interact briefly with others before quickly flying off to resume their bat lives. Unassertive and aloof, they’ll take flight at the first hint of a confrontation to seek comfort in their personal spaces, generally decorated in unusual but expressive ways.
A sixth sense gives bats a number of advantages in their work, and their insightful nature enables them to understand others better than they understand themselves. A creative streak often finds them in the design and architectural fields, and their unique relationship with dark caves makes you a natural archeologist or spelunker.
Although the bat’s spiritual side is always on display, they are not overly emotional. Because of their unusual and sometimes awkward approach to life they can sometimes have difficulty finding companions. However, bats respond well to anyone who shares their philosophical perspective, and they love spending long hours in deep conversation. Once they have successfully located a partner, bats prove to be both dependable and committed companions.
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OTTER! wow the appropriateness. my first OC was a Redwallian otter named Willow…