If books like Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and movies like Machete prove anything, it’s that we are living in the golden age of dumb ideas handled seriously.
HAHAHAHA funny joke the sap will never end
has anyone named a racehorse “Suckstobeyou”?
still crying. a little bit because Jake’s laptop is like a faithful pet and he’s giving it away :’) :’(
I got out my iPad to brainstorm for my April story and so Jake gave me his laptop. gave gave. that’s like “like like” only with gifting rather than crushing.
now crying
and in more sad animals tag there are horses on tv and now I’m thinking about Lady whose foal I accidentally killed because I made her gallop by leaning forward and it was too hot and she was too pregnant
🙁
and that picture isn’t even bigger than my thumb. what
Diversity and Biology of Fishes: Salmon Mating System
Diversity and Biology of Fishes: Salmon Mating System
(Coho salmon Oncorhynchus kisutch Photo from here)
Salmon are well known for going out to the ocean to feed and then swimming up their home stream to reproduce and then die. This characteristic of reproducing once and dying is called semelparity.
But there is more to salmon reproduction…
I just went into the salmon tag to find a picture of a fucking salmon and it took five pages of scrolling to find a salmon that wasn’t in pink buttered-and-garlicked slab form
fuck reddit, right? me too friend i agree completely!
but even… in the darkest place…
u may find a saving grace………….
I don’t even bird like Em does but bird
tonight we met some Very Nice People. she’s a warrior woman art student and he’s a Ukrainian biochemist type and they share our interests (and all that entails) and spend 80% of their time together and had eye signals. and I think we will be friends.
then Jake sang me old war songs all the way home.