i wonder if people who use cheesy pickup lines also use cheesy breakup lines.
“do you have a library card? because i think i’d like to check out now”
“did your license get suspended? because you’ve been driving me up a fucking wall”
“if you were a booger i’d throw you behind the couch before my friends came over because i’m ashamed of you”
“you used to be a tentacool but now you’re just a tentacruel”
“you have some twisted Call of Duty to video games, so our love life is a Fable. don’t pretend you have some kind of Halo, you’ve Dishonored our relationship as much as I have. I say we let Sleeping Dogs lie, break up now, and deal with the Fallout.”