I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.
Fiction’s about what it is to be a fucking human being.
David Foster Wallace (via writer-blood)
I find it really sad that I can accidentally type “fave” instead of “face” for Facebook and the first result on the search page is still Facebook
Urban Dictionary defines “please advise” as “corporate jargon for ‘what the fuck’”
you can’t introduce a character by nudity
jeroen (via hipple)
