some agent just called in to complain that the Walk Score on their home (it’s a third party thing we use on our site) is showing that the closest bar is “Jiggles” so I wrote this imaginary letter to them:

Dear Walk Score,

Thank you for your titillating information on my home. However, I will not let you wiggle out of responsibility for how much this has shaken me up. Quite frankly, this has forced me to bare the truth about my house to the world. I hope you got a good titter out of this because I’m going to make sure you feel like total boobs.

Sincerely,

The Homeowner