so I’ve now gone from

“God gave us this earth so we can do whateeeeever we waaaaaant”

(my parents, basically)

to

“omg if you put one can in the garbage and not the recycling then you’ve committed a moral and ethical wrong”

(Jake’s brother, basically)

so um when can I live where we recycle clean paper and empty bottles but also put soiled stuff in the trash where it belongs