This is just too perfect. There are too many brilliant quotes!
A few more:
“The Reapers aren’t waiting in dark space, they’re hiding from Garrus.”
“When Saren learned Commander Shepherd was after him, he scoffed. When he learned Garrus Vakarian was with her, he sat in the corner of his shower and cried for 3 hours.”
“Garrus Vakarian’s eyepiece doesn’t really do anything; he just covers one of them out of fairness to everyone else.”
“Commander Shepard headbutts Krogan. Garrus Vakarian headbutts Thresher Maws.”
“Garrus Vakarian would have led the suicide mission, but “flawless victory” didn’t have the same ring to it”
Link to the thread is here. Oh man, I am losing it over here!
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