I burnt the heart out of a kitten because it cheered me up and it made me laugh.
I bought some jam for a dinosaur because I can stop John Watson’s heart and I ran away.
I shagged Mycroft Holmes because I can stop John Watson’s heart and I was happy for the rest of the day.
I shagged Mycroft Holmes because it eased the pain of having to wait for series 2 and Mrs. Hudson brought us some nibbles afterwards.
I watched Sherlock headbutt a dinosaur because I don’t make people into heroes and it hurt.