Re: the pens, what are you waiting for? They’re available for anywhere from a cool $10k to a modest $65k on eBay if you just search “montblanc skeleton”. Ripe for the purchasing!

oh! well! let me just jump on that with my $25k salary! that’ll be an awesomely wise financial decision!

or you could just buy it for me when your company goes public and your stock is like $872349587 each.