So the new phrase in my house is “Great butt plugs!”
…thanks, Mad Libs.
David: also
David: is it just me
David: or
David: does getting your ears cleaned feel fucking AMAZING
Me: OH MY GOD
Me: IT FEELS SO GOOD
Me: and then
Me: the wind
Me: tingling against the clean ears
Me: is the BEST THING EVER
David: ok, so its not just me, cause gina thinks im dumb
Me: NO
Me: it’s so awesome
David: im using a q tip
David: and my ears are orgasming
come Music with me!
