nirvana, nevada, vaniada: OH BETTER WATCH OUT IT’S THE INTERNET COPS
AND I’M ON PROBATION
WEEOOO WEEOOOO WEEEEEOOOOO
THAT’S THE SOUND OF THEIR EGO-ENGINES
COMING FOR YOU
I FORGOT TO PUT MY LIFE ON HOLD FOR THE WHIMS OF AN ATTENTION-STARVED FURRY
DO THE CRIME DO THE TIME
…
wait woah wat
is that
is that even
possible
the undersigned: tara, again
this is so fucking hilarious
the fuck do they think a PETITION will do?
because LO, the furries cried out in the internet wilderness
saying O GODS, SAVE US FROM EM
and the petition said
the FUCK can I do? I’m a petition. on the internet.
well it is now jude’s job to police everything i say offsite now
APPARENTLY
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
how
she shouldn’t
she can’t
I
everything
i am being watched in case i say anything contrary to the wills of internet
crito i owe a bag of dicks to inny and tara WILL YOU REMEMBER TO PAY THE DEBT
you will
you will pay them someday
a bag of disembodied penises will arrive on their respective doorsteps
i will send you THE WHOLE THREAD once i get a copy
because it is SO FUNNY
INTERNET TRIAL
EVEN NOW WE ARE BEING WATCHED
oh lord please do
I left that world long ago for this very reason
BUT
it’s fun to peek in now and again
it’s like those guilty pleasure Hollywood magazines