From the Portland Couchsurfing forums. Sometimes, Portland, I just don’t even. I am without words. I present you this, and step back to let you bask in pure the Portlandness of it all. Click through for actual link/transcript.
UPDATE: From another post, they “even have had a few animal clients that we have channeled Reiki energy healing for.” I’m sold.
UPDATE2: Response from someone else: “I was just drawn to go here and post an ad for myself. Wyyrd! Maybe we should all get together and talk…because I think we’re “being off” kilter. There’s a way for us all to win. I feel lost and abandoned, and I’ve been getting why. We need to talk, I believe.”
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let me make it clear that this is not exclusively Portland. when Jake was hardcore down on his luck, he had to live with his girlfriend in a similar house in Seattle. although there, the activities were less “making music” and “Feng Shui” than “doing drugs” and “having orgies.”
I’m just sayin’.

