I’m wearing my Cylon spine shirt today.
Bob: You.
Me: What?
Bob: I saw your shirt when you walked away.
Me: And…
Bob: And so far…the only times I’ve seen that on a Cylon…
*moment of silence*
Me: Yes.
Bob: You’re bad.
Me: Allllll day erryday. Allllllllllll day erryday.
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
