today I realized that I am literally the only person in the world who knows how to do my job.

o.O

things I did not expect to do today: see myself in ~the company’s~ career development material on Twitter

mls-classics:

I just misread “Teen Vogue” on the sidebar as “Terrouge”.

Send help, the ROC is trying to reach back out to me (and I’m not interested).

I was so tempted to Vits-RP at you teasingly in this post, but I couldn’t summon anything that felt genuine. spose I’ve left that world decidedly behind too.

inflatedmoose:

turntechgodhead:

timaeustestified:

turntechgodhead:

((OOC: I don’t mean to be rude, but I prefer to roleplay more… literately. While I think your idea is cute, I think it needs to be executed a little better. Also, what the heck is up with Feliciano’s name? For the sake of consistency I think we should stick to the country names.))

Wow. What the h? I didn’t realize the person with the TG url was such a snob. It’s called adding depth to your character, asshole. He’s a juvenile Neopet so he types like a 5 year old. Plus, I think it’s consistent with Italy’s character. If you don’t think my idea is well executed why don’t you take it up with neopets. As you can see even their random number generator agrees with my characterization.

See that? The free food thing gave me a bunch of tomatoes when i made it. All I can say is… NEOWNED.

((OOC: Alright, wow. I was going to suggest we just go back to the RP, but you reacted extremely rudely to my constructive suggestion. I didn’t realize the reasoning behind it, and I would appreciate it if you had explained that without the sass, honey.))

…What the hell did I just read?

I have an emotion after reading this, but the emotion has no name…

spurt

#1 on my list of words that instantly make me think of sex but totally turn me off