we went to…wait for it…open houses today………
you just look so comfortable every day. why do you get to be so comfortable at work????
I buy…really comfortable pants?
also this is the most lax workplace of all time. kinda.
…I’m sitting across from that kitchen table…
boss
CEO: I have the crud…and I have meetings with the owners today so I can spread the wealth.
Supervisor: So, you are openly declaring biological warfare on a bunch of owners? Sweet.
CEO: Pretty much. Depends on how much French kissing I can get in during the meeting though.
