I use to play this when I was in sixth grade and remember loving it. I bought it again just for “good ‘ol times”. I still liked it but the graphics are not what we are use to. I let my 11 year old nephew play it and he thought it was fun but he said he can tell it is an old school game because of the way it looks. He thought if they fixed that and updated it, it would be cooler and he might want to lay it more. I obviously agree, but I still like it.

Amazon review of Amazon Trail (3rd Edition)

last night was full of one-liners.

me: “it’s bad news bears. and I don’t mean no goddamn teddy bears. it’s a motherfucking grizzly of no!”

me: “the internet is for porn, and proving me right.”

me: “I’m totally a hipster.”

Jake: “you are not.”

me: “I’m sitting here in my $5 peacoat eating an $8 sandwich!”

Jake: “too much Call of Duty, and your sex life is now a Fable.”