New Headcanon: When a Biotic Shepard is bored in their room, they use their biotics on their model ships to make them fly around her/his room.
Space Hamster is the pilot.
My Little Pony: helping college-aged men become more accepting of homosexuality!
A note on being a nerd.
it seems some of you seem to think that those of us with more scholarly inclinations have indulged these things at the expense of our sexual aptitude.
Think for a moment the possibilities of an a discerning well studied mind applied to the carnal. What one could do should the academic passion be translated into study of your body and what excites it.
This has been a public service announcement.
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A girl once told me that guys should pay more attention to the kind of girl who reads a lot, because you never know the kind of creativity she’s learning from stories like that.
Yeah, I married her.
let me just emphasize this. like 20 billion times over. Joel will also attest to this.
so will, um, another person. *shifty August eyes*
there is something absolutely terrifying about lying in the dark, wrapped in your lover’s embrace, and knowing that despite the warmth of skin on skin you will never, ever truly know them.






