first lines of the new series LEAKED
Hi my name is Ronan Niall Lynch and I have short dark brown hair (infact my head is shaved) and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Niall Lynch (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Dick Gansey but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m Irish but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a Catholic, and I go to a school called Aglionby Academy in West Virginia. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. For example today I was wearing a black muscle tee, matching black ripped jeans, and a raven on my shoulder. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
Okay I have to say that blurb on the back of @maggie-stiefvater’s book The Raven Boys doesn’t do it justice.
A host of co-dependent teens with a battery of psychological issues comb rural Virginia for a dead Welsh king with dubious magical powers. Trees talk; hitmen put down roots; dead people live; living people die. Cars are described in loving detail. Fuckweasel. A house full of psychics tells everybody the future and drinks a lot on-page considering it’s a young adult series. Nobody kisses anybody, which is weird because everybody loves everybody. There’s rich boys! Poor boys! Sad boys! Angry boys! Raven boys! Collect them all!
they wouldn’t let me write it
My inbox asks. I answer: Vancouver, Canada, not Vancouver, Washington.
I mean I don’t really think we call kids from Vancouver here the Vancouver Kids, tbh
OH! I almost forgot… yesterday we were driving up to the Rich Part of our local area for a fancy dinnersnack and I SAW….ACTUAL RONAN… he was wearing those old-school iPod headhones and a tank top and trendy shorts and the exact correct haircut. I s2g I almost stuck my head out the window and yelled CHAINSAW
