“if I had to describe Koby in one sentence… ‘he has the personality of an Irish song.’”
Me: that…might not go over so well, yse
Me: also yes
Me: which is not as awesome as yse which sounds like Yoshi’s sex noise
Brandon: wow
Me (offline, under my breath): yse! yse! yse!
…so pretty much I’ll be stuffing things all week.
me, because I wasn’t thinking
last night was full of one-liners.
me: “it’s bad news bears. and I don’t mean no goddamn teddy bears. it’s a motherfucking grizzly of no!”
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me: “the internet is for porn, and proving me right.”
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me: “I’m totally a hipster.”
Jake: “you are not.”
me: “I’m sitting here in my $5 peacoat eating an $8 sandwich!”
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Jake: “too much Call of Duty, and your sex life is now a Fable.”
Me (in British accent): Her Doctor Who reference complete, August signs out of Facebook.
Jake: You just narrated your life in the style of David Attenborough. Swooooooon.
Well I looked down, and THERE. It was a cheeseburger. And I didn’t want to eat that cheeseburger, because what if it was imagined? But then I realized, oh, well, if I was going to imagine a cheeseburger, I’d imagine a WHOLE cheeseburger, and this one has two bites out of it. So I ate it.
me enjoying some delicious herb