sometimes my robot daughter is my wingmate and that’s just G R E A T

all of my ships are trios these days

also: if I spent the last six weeks feeling a bit shoved out of place, I’ve spent the last six minutes marinating in a stew of self-righteous validation

advice-question levelled at me today: “you’re gonna drive this car from the backseat, right?”

for someone who overthinks everything, I sure do it quickly.

if E3 gave me anything today it’s the phrase “low poly people”

me: I got a lot of long looks…
Jake: those are called longING looks.