For every advent in technology, there will be an equal and equivalent desire to fuck it.

Brandon

Sometimes it takes vast armies and war engines, sometimes a gentle touch on the instep. The key is knowing when to use what.

Get your ass back under that glass ceiling!

Brandon’s gem of the day

I can tell the pizza guy to go to the back door.

Brandon, setting the scene for what promises to be a porno

so remember when i said i made a villager sexdungeon in minecraft?

Brandon