“should that be ‘Or Queen’ or ‘But Queen’?” ~ C
Paul is moving a desk around so the new hire has somewhere to sit.
Josh: What are you doing?
Paul (with appropriate eyebrow wiggles): Nothing you wouldn’t do in my place.
Tech Support Rep: What are you doing?
Tech Support Manager (wrestling with one of those nasty plastic cases): Opening a package not meant to be opened by man.
Me: But I am no man.
Tech Support Manager: This is why we keep you around.
Me: I was afraid of that.
I just scarred my poor coworker by sending him the letter from Twilight Sparkle’s lover and now he cannot unsee
direct quote: "i will not google clop art, i will not google clop art"
…I’m sitting across from that kitchen table…
boss
They have a name for fishing for whales, Eric. It’s called ‘whaling.’
coworker
I’m wearing my Cylon spine shirt today.
Bob: You.
Me: What?
Bob: I saw your shirt when you walked away.
Me: And…
Bob: And so far…the only times I’ve seen that on a Cylon…
*moment of silence*
Me: Yes.
Bob: You’re bad.
Me: Allllll day erryday. Allllllllllll day erryday.
But did you know you had purchased 1-900-SEXMEUP?
coworker
I just had a three-way with Verizon Wireless. ‘Can you hear me nowwww?’
coworker
you know the more I learn about these Cylons, the more I think I am getting to know you
coworker
his further explanation: “your over-attention to detail, your knowledge of everything that seems to be going on everywhere around here and the sheer fact that if pushed you could problably kick my ass. not to metion you seem to have a darkside to you that isnt well known”
little does he know mwahahaha