today’s editorial meeting included a plethora of fantastic quotes

“sounds like the complicated European eighth dwarf…Humbly-Brightly.”

“it’s girl stuff! put it in angle brackets so it can’t hurt anyone!”

“did I just reveal a card there? …I LOVE APPLEJACK.”

“‘go fuck yourself’ isn’t in the playbook?”

I still felt fondness for her–fondness, that pleasant, detached mix of admiration and sentiment, appreciation and nostalgia.

Dash – Dash & Lily’s Book of Dares, Rachel Cohn and David Levithan

[Saying a cell phone search is materially indistinguishable from a physical search] is like saying a ride on horseback is materially indistinguishable from a flight to the moon.

Chief Justice John Roberts

From that time forth he believed that the wise man is one who never sets himself apart from the other living things, whether they have speech or not, and in later years he strove long to learn what can be learned, in silence, from the eyes of animals, the flight of birds, the great slow gestures of trees.

A Wizard of Earthsea, Ursula K. Le Guin

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

Mark Twain

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.

Ernest Hemingway (via hello095)