a writer experience

me: I need a random name from [country]
me: *uses random generator a few times*
me: yes. perfect. this name sounds exactly right for this character. now to check the meaning…
meaning: *is exactly correct in every way*
me: nice.

I work with the kind of team that fights me over claiming good character names

I contain an infinite amount of smugness

ohimmortales:

nyaa:

I’m playing oblivion and I stole a wheel of cheese from a store and then like 2 hours later I’m in an oblivion gate drowning in lava and a guard swims up to me and is like “stop right there”. My bounty is 5 gold and this dude is on fire trying to arrest a cheese thief

it’s probably javert