let me be clear: if you treat me in a sexist way, it’s not because I’M a woman, it’s because YOU’RE an asshole :’D

having an editor go over everything is, yes, nervewracking, but this place hires professionals, so my editor knows that when she says “I wrote this sentence to add content to your article but please work your writerly magic” what she’s really saying is, “you’re here because you’re a competent writer, and I’m here because I’m a competent editor, and there’s no reason we need to get offended by that” and everything is better.

ha ha ha so many authority figures stopping by my office today o.O what do

living the #meetinglife and the awkward penis-bearers don’t know what to do with my beskirted ass

ugh. just signed an email with “Thank!”

Monday.

hehehe. I’m cutting and pasting a conversation from our work chat program and it’s adding “whoever they are” at the end of every line so

“nothing dramatic the user will see
whoever they are”

“it’s on its own schedule
whoever they are”

“that’s pending review by the legal guys
whoever they are”

“I don’t want to overburden you since the problem was on our side
whoever they are”

god I love/hate technology

any day I decide is a skirt day is inevitably a “casually stopping by your office” day