Prairie Home Companion came on today on the way to get coffee and I started having flashbacks so I put on my best Garrison voice and just went for it:

“I’m Garrison Keillor, and you’re cleaning your mother-in-law’s house.”

Traditional Celtic marriage vows, better than anything I’ve ever heard:

shrineart:

merlins-total-turnip-head:

You cannot possess me for I belong to myself
But while we both wish it, I give you that which is mine to give
You cannot command me, for I am a free person
But I shall serve you in those ways you require
and the honeycomb will taste sweeter coming from my hand.

But there’s more of it?

I pledge to you that yours will be the name I cry aloud in the night.
And the eyes into which I smile in the morning.
I pledge to you the first bite from my meat,
And the first drink from my cup.
I pledge to you my living and dying, equally in your care,
And tell no strangers our grievances.
This is my wedding vow to you.
This is a marriage of equals.

me, watching Jake play Learned League: what the fuck is with these “this mysterious clue is not the answer we are actually looking for” questions?!

also family shit has mostly been resolved. Jake works miracles

The trick is to enjoy life. Don’t wish away your days waiting for better ones ahead.

Marjorie Hinckley
(via psych-facts)