there are 72 Tumblrites who want to read my erotica

and 30 Tumblrites who want to read my poems

and 17 Tumblrites who want to read my novel

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

friend is getting all snarky at me because after she listed off all the things she’s not going to do in her married-life-bedroom, I made a remark about vanilla sex.

this makes no sense.