I want to have one of those ridiculous e-book catalogs. readers ought to come across my work in one genre and be very confused when they visit my author page. “what???!?! the book I read was about bisexual fighter pilots in space. this is a treatise on how to raise pet mice. here is poetry about the ancient names of constellations. this is a memoir about her relationship. who is this writer…..”
Me: I’ll do what everyone else does and leave to start a successful small biz
Me: and by successful small biz I mean nice little writer’s retreat in the woods